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How to get out of homework

Method: Make it look like you've done your homework

Make it look like you've done the work if your teacher takes one look at your homework. Pose arbitrary but relevant work (e.g. : 2 + 2 = 23/7 Carry the four Multiply by two 7) and hope they don't look too closely.
If your teacher is walking around the class checking for homework but not accepting it, write your page and homework assignment at the top of some random notes you have for that class. If they aren't careful, they won't notice.
If they are attentive, try to distract them by asking a question related to the topic or showing them a word in the textbook that you don't understand.

Look for the answers in essay writing assistance. Many textbooks (especially math books) have all or half of the answers at the end of the book. Your teacher may have found worksheets or questions online, so look online for the answers.

Act like you did the homework but forgot it at home. Search your bag thoroughly in front of the teacher before you go out empty-handed. Say something like, "Sorry, my alarm didn't go off this morning and I was so late that I just put everything in my bag. I must have forgotten it."
Say you should have left it on your desk/in the car/on the bus and ask if you can hand it over at the end of the day. Then you can quickly complete the assignment at lunch.

Seek help from friends. Ask someone for the answers or to do your homework for you. You can make a deal with a friend that if they complete your assignment this time, you will turn them in another time. Just remember that this could be considered cheating and you could be in big trouble if you get caught.
Try asking one friend for answers to questions #1 and #2, then another friend for answers to questions #3 and #4, and so on until the assignment is complete.
Gather a study group and let them work out all the answers.
If you have a friend who owes you a favor, tell them that this way they can repay their debt.

Destroy the assignment if it is on a CD or flash drive. Crack the CD into the box before class, then bring lots of stuff to class and drop or play everything as you come into class. Pick up your broken CD. Your teacher will be sympathetic since the whole thing just happened in front of their eyes.
Bring in a blank flash drive and swear to your teacher that you saved it in the drive and don't know what happened.

Use as an assignment aid.
Intentionally corrupt the file. You can open a program in a program and then force save it as a word document. When your teacher tries to open the document, it will display an error message. (Note, however, that some teachers fall for this trick and will give you a zero instead!)
Log into File Explorer and find the file you want to corrupt. Right click on the file and select 'Open With ...', then select Notepad. Once the file opens in Notepad, you should see a really weird crap document. Click anywhere in the document and type something random into it, breaking the flow. Then just save and send. When your teacher opens it, an error will pop up.
Don't select "use default application" when selecting Notepad after the File Explorer step, otherwise all text documents (.docx) will automatically appear in Notepad, showing dumbness.
Create a blank image in Paint and save it in .bmp format. Then forcibly change its format to .doc (right-click and click Properties) and change the title to the name of your homework assignment. Now when you try to open the file in any text viewer, it will show up as a broken file. Send it to the teacher and if they ask the next day, just say you're sorry for the inconvenience and promise to send it in that evening. You now have an extra day to complete your homework.

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